madmanwithatowel:

rosetylerandten:

IM REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS SHIRT

I need this as a t shirt

crinoline-gremlin:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

especially in the arts.  We’re under enough stress as it is

scenicroutes:

micheledesanta:

jacksonolantern:

chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

this is some white nonsense 

y’all know that different languages exist right

"weird names for grandparents, like babooshka"

so, like, literally, the russian word for “grandmother”

okaywork:

me: i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

bigrnac:

on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

publius-esquire:

Did you know that due to American Public Law 94-479, by the 94th Congress, George Washington is protected from being outranked by any officer in past, present, and future? Meaning if there’s a 6th star general, Washington is automatically upgraded to 7th. There is a law dedicated to preserving Washington’s badass status.

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I’m not very good at Twitter and I don’t go on it very often, but when I do read through things people have Tweeted I’m shocked at how direct they are. I mean, proposals of marriage and things like that. I’m not gonna say yes to someone I’ve never met, am I?

lizawithazed:

cloperella:

hipstermun:

My cute little front ensemble plays the Gravity Falls theme. :’) (ignore the weird blur in the beginning)

that was awesome

this delights me

rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

NEA